Bouncing Bird Theory

[Astriir1]

As we hunt pheasants, we have all witnessed a peculiar circumstance. Once dropped from the sky, the feathered fiend turns into a rubberized doggy chew-toy. I have used the art skills I have mastered with Tibetan monks in order to demonstrate my complicated theory.

Here, we have a Pheasant, mid-flight, full of lead (Notice the great artistic detail):



With this new poundage and force, the dirty birdy is pulled by Earth's gravity:



Yes, I said PULLED:



Upon a devastating impact, the wily winged wonder meets bone crushing injury:



The neck acts as the valve to a synthetic balloon and then pumps said pellets out, like grade D tacobell meat and my bowels:



At this point, we have achieved flight once again:




Frankly, I am a genius. Thank you for your time.

[DereFonzie]

Love it

[mochel]

[BuckBeast]

[slichaos]

Brilliant!!!!

[Grizdude]

[Airetam]

I'm alone, and i actually laughed pretty hard!
Keep 'em coming!

[Simon m]

I think the illistrations make this all the more plausible!

[Chepaco]

At first your theory seemed a bit outlandish, but your succulent artwork convinced me of its validity. Well done.