An Ode to the Rocks of TGT North

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Schlachtwolf
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An Ode to the Rocks of TGT North

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T'was in the far North that I played,
But yes I'll admit I'm afraid,
For the sum of my fears,
And the reason for tears,
Are those Rocks in The North they have made.

EW must have no soul,
For these Rocks do thwart me my goal,
I find a good track,
But then must go back,
All this walking is taking it's toll.

If only we could just go over,
These rocks could be turned into clover,
We could track our big sheep,
Like the lovely Bo Peep
And not break our legs so times over.

Rocks that lose birds inbetween,
And never again to be seen,
If I could not find them,
Hows does Doc get to sight 'em
And send me his notes so obscene.

These horrible Rocks need a fix,
I suggest gind them down and make bricks,
For reserves need a lodge,
And this way we dodge,
The Rocks that make all feel like d**ks.......

Cheers

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Re: An Ode to the Rocks of TGT North

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We need a clapping emoji. Bravo! :D
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A real poet. I'm speechless...

...and it's so true!
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With no clapping emoticon but you sir deserve one.
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Re: An Ode to the Rocks of TGT North

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On the other hand, a haiku:

These rocks let me lay on them
My prey sees me not
Here comes a trophy bull now
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Re: An Ode to the Rocks of TGT North

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:D Thanks all, just had a really frustrating time with the rocks tonight, felt like one step foward and 2 steps back kinda hunt..... :twisted:
My opinion may not be right, but it is the one I like most :D

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