All Around Hunting Dog For Sale

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Hunter sees an add in the paper for an all around hunting dog. Goes to see the fellow and asks to see the dog in action. Owner goes out and drags out this pathetic looking old Bluetick. Named "Blue" , what else. Tells the dog to track. Dog finds a rabbit and trails it around to the prospective buyer. He shoots the rabbit. Next the dog finds a pheasant. The dog points it. Then the command for flush. Guy shoots it. The hunter buys the dog and takes it home. The next day he decides to go hunting. Same thing. Dog finds a ton of rabbits and pheasants. So the hunter is happy. Then he thinks, maybe he is good for ducks. Hunter takes dog to this lake but not too close so as not to spook anything. He tells the dog, Blue, Scout. The dog takes off and is gone a very long time. Hunter figures the dog ran off. Pretty soon Blue comes back and he is quacking like a duck picks up a stick and starts whacking the hunter in the leg with it . Hunter says to himself that the dog has obviously gone crazy. Takes it back to the guy and tells him what happened, quacking like a duck and whacking him with a stick. The previous owner tells him, "well you idiot he was just trying to tell you that there are more ducks out on that lake than you can shake a stick at.

PS This has been cleaned up for the forum.
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