Hey Thanks! It's been 3 days of our new puppy being scared shtless from all the explosions. I've got a lot of "enthusiastic" neighbors and a new law in Ohio - you can legally shoot off fireworks for 4 days" ...
What, like before? We didn't need no stinking permission" .. Oh hell no. We can buy really big stuff in Michigan, which is like 10 miles to a really good fireworks store for me. Anyhow, yeah, the pupper has had a few rough nights.
Naw man, it wasn't like that. First, tried that "Lets have tea" BS and we want this, we want that" and it just became, I don't know, kind of like England was using us like a Btch, then we had these other fancy dress types who conned the Indians up north and wanted us to learn French. It was just too stressful so we declined. It was all a mess but in the end, we kicked back, manipulated, stole and conquered exactly like that with which we fought. The human race is interesting. We call ourselves a "Civilized People"....Yet look at what we are still capable of doing to another. Advanced, intelligent species? Nope, not there yet. Look at Russia, we have not advanced past the bronze age socially. We've only advanced our ways of imposing misery. But I digress...... Yeah, like Americas biggest day of all! and Englands worse defeat in history. The Ying and the Yang
Oh, and I meant what I said, I'd take you on my team any day!!! .... but with extra ammo